So, it’s basically been an entire year since I’ve updated and it wasn’t until I was emailed about getting a FOLLOWER recently that I was like holy crap, I should write! Ps, thanks, Adam 😂 your former work wife (yes, we’ve divorced, and I don’t receive alimony 😒) is still leading a very bland and boring existence. What have I been up to lately? Let’s see:

– 80 day challenge stuff: if anyone wants to join my team, let me know! It’s just Lulu and I in my living room with some free weights and booty bands, but I can totally motivate you! Along with this comes healthy eating, healthy decisions, and other shit (yea, that’s the technical term). Also, we’re getting ripped💪🏼

– Wedding stuff: full on wedding swing for Uncle Tones^2 (how do I do the squared symbol on this?) does anyone want to give me a WordPress tutorial?! Anyway, my sister is marrying my brother, yea, we’re strange like that. If I get another call from my mother asking me about something, I’ll scream (but I guess that is one less call Linds will receive?) We are so ready for this co-ed bachelor/ette weekend in Palm Springs, that if I buy another party favor, the house will in fact resemble more of a Party City than adorable desert vacation rental. Can you even have enough cactus, though?! I think not. BUT, before Palm Springs we are headed to Santa Barbara to celebrate my amazing bestie’s sister who is going to be married in June! We REALLY need a besties weekend to just relax with wine and yoga and girl time. Talk about the year of little sister marriages (and little brother! Not that I have one, but Kris does).

– Rough stuff: I watched a Will Smith Instagram story today, and let me tell you, Brene Brown step aside. He was basically saying how we need to take responsibility for the negative in our lives. Taking responsibility does not mean that you’re at fault, but you are in charge of how you recover and live your life and empower yourself. This is dead on. Things I’ve been dwelling on; cancer, the accident, having kids, not being able to have kids, life, work, family, buying a house, annoyances. Why? Let’s just address and move on. So, I am.

– New stuff: heck yes, I am going to Denver this weekend for my birthday (pre birthday actually, if you want to be technical) but I am so excited. All 3 of you who read this will have to send me recommendations. I think my travel bucket list for this year is as follows: Denver, Santa Barbara, Palm Springs, Hawaii, Palm Springs, Vegas, Austin, New Zealand. If you even have to ask why Palm Springs is twice, just never read this again.

– Food stuff: I feel like I am always a recovering vegan. It’s like I am, and then I’m not, and then I am again? My allergies/sinuses, etc have been on overload recently. Could it be due to the fact that Mother Nature hates us, and we’re constantly dealing with floods and fires and eruptions and storms? 🤔 So, I’m totally good with the whole cutting out dairy thing… and meat is not a do or die for me, so, I guess I’m back. Two trailer park girls go round the outside… (guess who’s back, back again…)

That’s it for now ❤️